Saturday, April 25, 2009

MAGALING BA TALAGA MGA PINOY???????


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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room.

One candidate was BINO BATUNGBAKAL (FIL-AM).

Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not
know JAVA/PHP may leave."

2,000 people left the room.

MARIO said to himself, "I do not know JAVA/PHP but I have nothing to
lose if I stay. I'll give it a try."

Bill Gates: "Candidates who never had experience of
managing more than 100 people may leave."

2000 people left the room.

Mario said to himself, "I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stayed.

Bill Gates: "Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave."

500 people left the room.

Mario said to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to
lose?" So he stayed in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak
Serbo- Croat to leave.

498 people left the room.

Mario says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but
what do I have to lose?"

So he stayed and found himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else had gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said "Apparently you two are the only candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you converse in that language."

Calmly, Mario turned to the other candidate and said,
"Huy Kumusta ka, pare ko."

The other candidate answered,
"E, Eto Mabuti naman, ikaw?"

And they were send off to Croatia to manage the Microsoft branch.



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Monday, April 6, 2009

NADYAN KA NA NAMAN!

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I cannot believe how some of you will think that I love CHip for what he said about Pinoys just because my title says 'he is my hero.' Why can't you read the total content to see that I was using it to anchor my thoughts that Pinoys can elect leaders they have made popular and as such have made Chip for what he is now and thus he is ready to be our nation's leader. Bad Logic, sorry deduction. So I will add another to our sorry label TAMAD PINOY???

I have said time and again that it will indeed need a collective reflection of our minds and soul of what we are as a nation, of what we want to be in the future. THIS WILL BE THE REVOLUTION OF SELF. ARE WE GOING TO BE A NATION WITH A COMMON VISION?

Long story short, I will give you a brief on what this 22 year blog is all about. You were oppressed as a people and as a nation. You all kept quiet, scared and would rather push what we now call heroes as Roces, Diokno, Pimentel, Tanada, Binay, Arroyo etc. It took a handful to march to EDSA TO fight for a cause with their lives. We slept in the streets,went on with our lives waiting what will come next. We were there not scared of the roaring tanks or sudden blasts of gunfire. We were there to fight for our principle and our vision that we as a people should not be oppressed. The rest is history and I need not say more because nations have followed our example.WE WERE ONE NATION WITH PRIDE!

Fast forward, same with EDSA 2, there were a handful of us who were in front of the Senate building at that time, 20 to be exact, everyday. Placards telling the august halls of congress not to fiddle with the will of the people. It took the 11th envelope to garner the bursts of emotion that you or all of us regret till this day as an exercise of stupidity.

Now it was clear "Gloria is not the people's choice!" So why do people get mad at me when I defend some of the programs of the Arroyo government. Look, I may hate the person because it was in her watch that all these atrocities happened. People have called us thieves in Europe (did you know that?) We were one of the topnotchers of corrupt governments in the world. Now a CHIPMUNK calls you "servants" and we react as the Jews wanting to crucify Christ.

We deserve what we get. Our inability to express our thoughts and feelings have made the powers think we are BOBO, our apathetic ways have made them blatantly steal right from our very faces. Our complacency have made it a status quo of disarray, undiscipline,corruption even in its lowest form, a garbage of a metropolis etc...

My goal is to make you aware of what is right and moral. I like Binay for giving the senior citizens their rights, I like Atienza for cleaning Divisoria, I also like Lim for cleaning Roxas Blvd, I like Belmonte for reforms in Q.C. etc.. Now, I do not like Gloria and her cohorts to win but at the same token I do not like Mar Roxas (Yet) because I believe that he will bring the rich in power, I do not like Among Ed to be President just because he exposed gifts in Malacanang, PAdaca and Robredo for their exemplary performance in office. They can be part of a DREAM TEAM.

That does not stop there, now we have the likes of Justice Puno, Manny Pangilinan,Chiz Escudero, Loren Legarda etc being forced by moral force to run. A lot more names will come out later as more people with ulterior motives will encourage people to run...and then what...? Same as EDSA - mauna na kayo, binobomba na kami ng bumbero, kinukulong, pinapalo ng batuta pero pagnanalo lahat tayo BIDA?

Come up with a clear solution to our problems. Elect officials who will serve the will of the people. Those who took part in thwarting that very WILL because "we have the power of numbers!" should be exposed for the nation to judge. Do not let evilness abound in the halls of our government. Do not let the greed reign in our land. Death to corrupt officials as dictated by the laws that they themselves enacted.

You do what you want! We will never get tired of exposing them to the fore. I do not care less of you listen or not. I will persevere as it is my moral right to do so. As Jim PAredes said " Bill, hindi ako nagsasawa para sa ating bansa!" and hey don't hark on me because I am only the messenger of your inadequacies as a nation!

A NATION OF PINOY TANGA!!!!!



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Friday, April 3, 2009

CHP TSAO MY HERO!!!!!!


Millions of Pinoys have overreacted! Politicians jump in to exploit the situation! Somebody calls you " SERVANT" and we all react with a passion. STONE HIM, KILL HIM, TORCH HIS HOUSE. Reminds me of the Jews when Pontius Pilate asked for a concensus.

REACTIONARY FILIPINOS -where were you when the children are dying in our arms due to poverty? Where were you when millions of Pinoys cannot even buy food for their families' tables would resort to criminal acts just to survive-you think these people would mind being called "servants"if it meant food for their families?

Millions and millions of Filipinos continue to leave this country, leaving small children behind, to work as "servants." What do you call an UP Political Science graduate working as a maid in SIngapore? They wouldn't mind serving because THAT IS THE ONLY CHOICE!Their families will not be able to afford education, or even food sometimes if they do not work abroad. KAPIT SA PATALIM. The government calls them HEROES, without them the Philippine Government will collapse because everything is in the wallets of the corrupt and the greedy?

Do you react when this nation is being pushed to the brink of collapse, when politicians lord over our lives and steal right in our faces. When every single iota of this society are so corrupt they would even accept a 20 peso bribe. DId you know that in London and so many other places in the world we are called " A NATION OF THIEVES" because of what is happening in the country.

With all your eloquence and might you condone somebody for calling you what you REALLY are " A NATION OF SERVANTS -TO IDLE THINKING" ANG KULTURA NG PAGWAWALANG BAHALA! MGA WALANG PAKIALAM!

MGA ALIPIN NANG DAMDAMING WALANG PAGIISIP!!! MGA PINOY TANGA???

So Filipinos would always say that we deserve the officials that we have so maybe a good suggestion here:

CHIP TSAO FOR PRESIDENT???? LMAO!!

And hey he apologized already so what is next, Oh what a pooper! I cannot vent my emotions anymore maybe another EDSA??? Oh you are so out of fashion!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

WHERE WERE YOU AFTER THE EDSA REVOLUTION?



Just shared my experience in one of the blogs how we were met at the airport when our flight arrived in Honolulu. I think it is a good opportunity for me to share it again.

We arrived on board a PAL FLIGHT when the airport operations resumed a few days after the Marcos family were skirted out of the country.

As the plane's exits were opened we were met by embraces and words of congratulations from the airport officials. People were shaking our hands from the gate all the way to Immigrations.

While lining up for our clearance, other nationalities together with the airport officials were clapping their hands and embracing some of us. It seemed like forever. It felt good that nations all over the world recognized our efforts.

The deafening applause continued all the way to the baggage claim. People were telling us how great we are as a race and as a nation. A BLOODLESS REVOLUTION from what the world had perceived as a nation of the weak, The breed of PINOY TANGA!

We were surprised when we got out of the airport and the media was there to interview all of us together with a multitude of Pinoys who continued the applause and chants of MABUHAY KAYO MGA FILIPINO! That was too much for us to take and my lady friends broke down in tears. "So this is how it feels to be a hero!" as one of them would comment! "We only fought oppression nothing else!"

I will never forget that day. The only thing left for me to say to the reporter was " Do not underestimate the Power of the Filipinos as a nation!"

Maybe I was wrong? Where are we now? Are we back to our old ways and remain MGA PINOY TANGA???